Thursday, February 19, 2015

Obama vs. Zombies

A hypothetical question: Since the president won’t specifically name our enemies or anything controversial as what those things really are, and instead uses Newspeak for everything—what might the current administration call zombies during a zombie apocalypse? We wouldn't want to offend zombies by actually calling them "zombies" after all. My suggestions:

- Deceased ambulatory Americans
- Life challenged
- Flesh-eating capable
- The six-feet overs
- Walking Freds. Wait—too sexist. “Ambling departed persons with no specific gender orientation?”
- Zuvumbies

Just a thought ... 

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