A hypothetical question: Since
the president won’t specifically name our enemies or anything controversial as
what those things really are, and instead uses Newspeak for everything—what might the current
administration call zombies during a zombie apocalypse? We wouldn't want to offend zombies by actually calling them "zombies" after all. My suggestions:
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Deceased ambulatory Americans
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Life challenged
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Flesh-eating capable
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The six-feet overs
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Walking Freds. Wait—too sexist. “Ambling departed persons with no specific
gender orientation?”
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Zuvumbies
Just a thought ...
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