I
know this review is a bit late, but I wanted to take time and reflect on this
movie. I know nothing—nothing—will match
the thrill of seeing Star Wars in
the theater with my friend Jeff the day it came out on May 25, 1977. I was 12
years old (thirteen a few months later) and knew nothing about this movie. I
wasn’t anticipating it, we had no idea what was coming or the phenomenon it
would spawn. It just looked like a cool sci-fi flick. I probably saw it eight
times in the next year it stayed put at the local cinema. I’ve seen it
countless times since then. I make no claim Star Wars is the best movie ever made, or deserved the Oscar that
year for Best Picture (Annie Hall
won). But to a twelve-year-old sci-fi nut, cinematic experiences never got better
than that night.
I
enjoyed The Empire Strikes Back
almost as much. So many cool moments in that movie. Return of the Jedi was sad and cute, and by that time I had
discovered girls anyway. Years later when Lucas did the second trilogy, I
enjoyed them, but not with the missionary fervor with which I loved Star Wars. My biggest question for the
second trilogy was, “Did it feel like Star
Wars?” With some reservations, I thought yes.
Now
a new creative team has brought us Star
Wars: The Force Awakens. My thoughts? I liked it. Did it feel like Star Wars? Ehhh ... yeah, a little.
Director
J.J. Abrams knows special effects, but is incapable of telling a story. He
lives for the action scenes, the space battles, the conflict. The stuff in the
middle is just boring filler to take up time between battle sequences. Story or
character development? Let TV do that. He’s in it for the explosions. He’s true
to form here, as many of the plot developments made no sense. Why does one
Stormtrooper defect? He’s the only unhappy soldier in the army? How can a
tomboy beanpole hold her own in a swordfight with someone who has trained for
years? Why does Kylo Ren demand respect when he’s a whiny, murderous Millennial?
Despite
those plot holes, the action and effect shots were stunning. I liked, but didn’t
love, the new cast members. Poe shows the most promise, but didn’t get a lot of
screen time. All Finn (John Boyega) did was sweat a lot and run away from
danger, but redeemed himself a bit in the end. Daisy Ridley as Rey was bland,
coming off as a less talented and less pretty Keira Knightley. Who’s daughter
is she? Who cares? She should go on a vision quest with Yoda to search for a personality.
But seeing the old cast (literally) was fantastic. Harrison Ford still has
charm to spare, Carrie Fisher looked great and Leia’s place in the movie was
a natural and believable transition for the character. And it was great to see
beardy Mark Hamill as Luke. He should have had a bigger role, but I guess we
have the next film in the series for that.
I
really didn’t expect much from Abrams and crew, but to get a coherent, watchable
movie (especially after ruining Star
Trek for modern generations) was a pleasant surprise. A solid three stars,
and I look forward to more in the series.
Never have you been more wrong about a topic! ;)
ReplyDeleteSo you liked it even less than I did? :)
ReplyDeleteIt was fine. They were all fine movies. Did any of them really move me emotionally? No.
ReplyDeleteAnd Princess Leia apparently found the time for some Botox while leading the rebellion.
A girl's gotta have her Botox! But you're right, Steve. They were all fine.
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